rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via dulect)

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

(via joshpeck)

dysfunctunal:

 bad bitches only

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho, via radical-illusion)